Great news! New energy discovery! Lakes of hydrocarbons in the form of methane (CNG) and ethane along with dunes of coal all equaling hundreds of times more the total carbon energy previously thought obtainable on earth, found.        

    You might have heard about the "Abiotic Theory" which says the majority of the oil we use is a natural product of the earth rather than a fossil fuel.  Or how about Alaska is our oil savior. There are others.  They fly in the face of mainstream science and if you believe this train of thought, here's one better.  I just came up with it so the logistics are not quite worked out but we can do it.

NASA just discovered, on one of Saturn's moons, vast energy resources in the form of  CNG and ethane. The carbon energy is there for the taking.    The U.S. has  just found another frontier.

We could load up space barges with the fuel and ship them to earth. There is enough carbon energy to supply every man, women, and child with 50 barrels of energy a day! The high initial cost could be spread out over the long term. I think $2 a barrel would turn a nice profit. Our quality of life index is going to go through the roof.